Freebsd Fortunes 4: 751 of 2327 |
I will follow the good side right to the fire,
but not into it if I can help it.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 752 of 2327 |
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the
year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The
Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out
the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the
writing on this stone!
-- Charles Dickens
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 753 of 2327 |
I will make you shorter by the head.
-- Elizabeth I
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 754 of 2327 |
I will never lie to you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 755 of 2327 |
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 756 of 2327 |
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 757 of 2327 |
I will not forget you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 758 of 2327 |
I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
-- Shel Silverstein, "Hug O' War"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 759 of 2327 |
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
-- Heine
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 760 of 2327 |
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town,
we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
-- Jack Handey
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